{"id":1905,"date":"2013-08-21T15:02:24","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T14:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heresie.fr\/thievicz\/?p=1905"},"modified":"2013-08-21T15:02:24","modified_gmt":"2013-08-21T14:02:24","slug":"pompe-a-sang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/2013\/08\/21\/pompe-a-sang\/","title":{"rendered":"Pompe \u00e0 sang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\u00a0\u00bb Ma machine est absolument r\u00e9volutionnaire, oui, absolument, r\u00e9-vo-lu-tio-nnaire! Placez cette aiguille creuse dans une veine, reliez le tuyau jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 la pompe et lib\u00e9rez le ressort. En trois seconde, oui, vous entendez bien, trois secondes, pas une de plus, les cinq litres de sang du corps humain sont aspir\u00e9s. Pour vous suicider sans douleur, mais aussi pour momifier un moribond : car gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ma machinerie les organes, par un effet d&rsquo;aspiration in\u00e9dit, se vident si rapidement qu&rsquo;ils ne n\u00e9cessitent aucun traitement chimique post-mortem. Essayez-la au moins une fois ou soyez rembours\u00e9 deux fois!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Mummies-for-sale.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1906\" title=\"Mummies\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Mummies-for-sale.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"472\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/momie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1911\" title=\"momie\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/momie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"964\" height=\"1302\" \/><\/a>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00bb Ma machine est absolument r\u00e9volutionnaire, oui, absolument, r\u00e9-vo-lu-tio-nnaire! Placez cette aiguille creuse dans une veine, reliez le tuyau jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 la pompe et lib\u00e9rez le ressort. En trois seconde, oui, vous entendez bien, trois secondes, pas une de plus, les cinq litres de sang du corps humain sont aspir\u00e9s. Pour vous suicider sans douleur, mais [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}