{"id":1917,"date":"2013-08-30T14:49:43","date_gmt":"2013-08-30T13:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heresie.fr\/thievicz\/?p=1917"},"modified":"2013-08-30T14:49:43","modified_gmt":"2013-08-30T13:49:43","slug":"sois-ton-trepas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/2013\/08\/30\/sois-ton-trepas\/","title":{"rendered":"Sois ton tr\u00e9pas"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\u00a0\u00bb Monsieur Christ \u00e9tait bien menuisier, non?<\/p>\n

Monsieur Christ, voulez-vous parler de J\u00e9sus?<\/p>\n

– Oui, J\u00e9sus Christ.<\/p>\n

– Ah ah, oui, on pr\u00e9tend qu’il aurait pu \u00eatre menuisier.<\/p>\n

– Or il faut bien des menuisiers pour fabriquer des crucifix, non? Alors voil\u00e0 ma th\u00e9orie : M. Christ a fini crucifi\u00e9, Guillotin a fini d\u00e9capit\u00e9, M. Poubelle a fini dans une poubelle.<\/p>\n

– Vous savez je ne suis pas s\u00fbr que…<\/p>\n

– Laissez-moi finir! M. Cuill\u00e8re a fini encuill\u00e9r\u00e9 par des cannibales, tout comme M. Sandwich a \u00e9t\u00e9 ensandwich\u00e9.<\/p>\n

– Certes, peut-\u00eatre…<\/p>\n

– Peut-\u00eatre… Peut-\u00eatre? Mais ce sont des faits historiques, et c’est en me basant sur ces faits que je vais m’employer \u00e0 inventer quelque chose qui ‘offrira la mort la plus douce qui soit. Peut-\u00eatre un gaz hilarant (la mort qu’a d\u00fb avoir M. Protoxyde D’Azote!) ou… ou je ne sais encore, mais je trouverai!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00bb Monsieur Christ \u00e9tait bien menuisier, non? Monsieur Christ, voulez-vous parler de J\u00e9sus? – Oui, J\u00e9sus Christ. – Ah ah, oui, on pr\u00e9tend qu’il aurait pu \u00eatre menuisier. – Or il faut bien des menuisiers pour fabriquer des crucifix, non? Alors voil\u00e0 ma th\u00e9orie : M. Christ a fini crucifi\u00e9, Guillotin a fini d\u00e9capit\u00e9, M. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}