{"id":2020,"date":"2013-10-11T16:48:32","date_gmt":"2013-10-11T15:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heresie.fr\/thievicz\/?p=2020"},"modified":"2013-10-11T16:48:32","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T15:48:32","slug":"alerte-retour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/2013\/10\/11\/alerte-retour\/","title":{"rendered":"Alerte retour"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\u00a0\u00bb C’est mon fils, aaaah! Ils ont enlev\u00e9 mon fils.<\/p>\n

– Mais qui donc?<\/p>\n

– Les esstraterrestres. Les martiens. Ils \u00e9taient dans des a\u00e9rostats verd\u00e2tres, ni organiques ni inorganiques, arm\u00e9s de bouteilles de vin rouge qui crachaient des rayons mauves transporteurs. Imaginez l’\u00e9tat dans lequel j’\u00e9tais.<\/p>\n

– Ivre?<\/p>\n

– Non, je n’\u00e9tais pas ivre, je suis s\u00fbr de ce que j’ai vu. Mais le pire… ah! le pire c’est qu’ils me l’ont rendu, mon petiot. Ah les saligauds, ils me l’ont rendu… Ils me l’ont rendu tout vieux et tout poilu mais toujours aussi petit. Damn\u00e9s esstraterrestres!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00bb C’est mon fils, aaaah! Ils ont enlev\u00e9 mon fils. – Mais qui donc? – Les esstraterrestres. Les martiens. Ils \u00e9taient dans des a\u00e9rostats verd\u00e2tres, ni organiques ni inorganiques, arm\u00e9s de bouteilles de vin rouge qui crachaient des rayons mauves transporteurs. Imaginez l’\u00e9tat dans lequel j’\u00e9tais. – Ivre? – Non, je n’\u00e9tais pas ivre, je […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2020"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}