{"id":3670,"date":"2014-03-18T15:44:32","date_gmt":"2014-03-18T14:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heresie.fr\/thievicz\/?p=3670"},"modified":"2014-03-18T15:44:32","modified_gmt":"2014-03-18T14:44:32","slug":"selever-sallonger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/2014\/03\/18\/selever-sallonger\/","title":{"rendered":"S&rsquo;\u00e9lever, s&rsquo;allonger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pour s&rsquo;\u00e9lever on pense tout de suite \u00e0 la m\u00e9ditation, la sieste, l&rsquo;alcool, le tabac, le caf\u00e9, le laudanum, l&rsquo;alpinisme, les ascenseurs, l&rsquo;onanisme, la philosophie., les hommes canon, les catapultes, les \u00e9chelles&#8230; Mais on oublie trop souvent les \u00e9chasses. S&rsquo;\u00e9lever c&rsquo;est important, m\u00eame quand on n&rsquo;est pas nain.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/echasses.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3671\" title=\"echasses\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/echasses.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"735\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De m\u00eame que pour s&rsquo;envoyer en l&rsquo;air sans avoir \u00e0 en passer par les r\u00e9pugnantes com\u00e9dies du sentiment, les d\u00e9boutonnages f\u00e9briles, les risibles mouvements de bassin, les convulsions ridicules et les s\u00e9cr\u00e9tions \u00e9m\u00e9tiques, soyons modernes (pour une fois) et honorables (pour une fois aussi), prenons un man\u00e8ge d&rsquo;acier plut\u00f4t que participer aux man\u00e8ges humains.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/s-envoyer-en-l-air.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3672\" title=\"s envoyer en l air\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/s-envoyer-en-l-air.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"508\" height=\"646\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pour s&rsquo;\u00e9lever on pense tout de suite \u00e0 la m\u00e9ditation, la sieste, l&rsquo;alcool, le tabac, le caf\u00e9, le laudanum, l&rsquo;alpinisme, les ascenseurs, l&rsquo;onanisme, la philosophie., les hommes canon, les catapultes, les \u00e9chelles&#8230; Mais on oublie trop souvent les \u00e9chasses. S&rsquo;\u00e9lever c&rsquo;est important, m\u00eame quand on n&rsquo;est pas nain. * De m\u00eame que pour s&rsquo;envoyer en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3670"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}