{"id":3701,"date":"2014-03-27T20:50:02","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T19:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heresie.fr\/thievicz\/?p=3701"},"modified":"2014-03-27T20:50:02","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T19:50:02","slug":"boite-tu-es-libre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/2014\/03\/27\/boite-tu-es-libre\/","title":{"rendered":"Boite, tu es libre!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Entendu ce jeudi soir au Club de Curiosit\u00e9s :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00bb La morale me fait l&rsquo;effet d&rsquo;une cha\u00eene : vous \u00eates capable de rallier Kowloon \u00e0 Brest en deux mois sans cesser de courir, pourtant si vous avez des entraves aux chevilles vous serez moins efficace qu&rsquo;un cul-de-jatte libre de tout mouvement.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Mycroft, \u00e9tait-ce une raison pour couper le pied de ce pauvre bougre?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Il s&rsquo;\u00e9tait servi de son membre pour \u00e9teindre le d\u00e9but d&rsquo;incendie qu&rsquo;un jeune iconoclaste avait pr\u00e9par\u00e9 dans une \u00e9glise. Avouez, comme avoir un tel pied devait \u00eatre embarrassant!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/prothese.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3702\" title=\"prothese\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/prothese.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"738\" \/><\/a>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Entendu ce jeudi soir au Club de Curiosit\u00e9s : \u00a0\u00bb La morale me fait l&rsquo;effet d&rsquo;une cha\u00eene : vous \u00eates capable de rallier Kowloon \u00e0 Brest en deux mois sans cesser de courir, pourtant si vous avez des entraves aux chevilles vous serez moins efficace qu&rsquo;un cul-de-jatte libre de tout mouvement. &#8211; Mycroft, \u00e9tait-ce une [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[25,26,265],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3701"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}