{"id":4154,"date":"2014-10-28T05:37:38","date_gmt":"2014-10-28T04:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heresie.fr\/thievicz\/?p=4154"},"modified":"2014-10-28T05:37:38","modified_gmt":"2014-10-28T04:37:38","slug":"4154-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/2014\/10\/28\/4154-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Les transports en communs sont l&rsquo;avenir des incapables"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00c9valuons vos besoins et vos envies\u00a0: vous buvez de l\u2019absinthe en attendant de savoir enfin peindre, vous n\u2019arrivez pas \u00e0 garder votre flasque de laudanum pleine plus d\u2019une heure, vous avez perdu le sens du go\u00fbt \u00e0 force de manger de la confiture de haschisch, votre avez peine \u00e0 coordonner vos mouvements, vous \u00eates myope et d\u00e9pourvu du sens de l\u2019orientation. Alors \u00e0 quoi bon vouloir une automobile ou une bicyclette ? Prenez donc un cheval. Et si vraiment la pr\u00e9sence d\u2019un individu intelligent vous r\u00e9pugne prenez le fiacre ou\u00a0 le train, ainsi vous n\u2019aurez aucun effort intellectuel \u00e0 produire pour vous adresser aux animaux qui vous accompagneront.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/grandbi-chute.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4155\" title=\"grandbi chute\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/grandbi-chute.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"345\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/45ty3e4rtertr.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4156\" title=\"45ty3e4rtertr\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/45ty3e4rtertr.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"513\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9valuons vos besoins et vos envies\u00a0: vous buvez de l\u2019absinthe en attendant de savoir enfin peindre, vous n\u2019arrivez pas \u00e0 garder votre flasque de laudanum pleine plus d\u2019une heure, vous avez perdu le sens du go\u00fbt \u00e0 force de manger de la confiture de haschisch, votre avez peine \u00e0 coordonner vos mouvements, vous \u00eates myope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}