{"id":4888,"date":"2017-03-10T20:39:05","date_gmt":"2017-03-10T19:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/?p=4888"},"modified":"2017-03-10T20:39:05","modified_gmt":"2017-03-10T19:39:05","slug":"tout-ira-bien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/2017\/03\/10\/tout-ira-bien\/","title":{"rendered":"Puisque vous ne tenez pas \u00e0 la vie, lisez Memento Temporis&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\u00a0\u00bb J&rsquo;ai pr\u00eat\u00e9 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leseditionsdelantre.com\/?p=589\">Memento Temporis<\/a> \u00e0 un brave homme qui avait perdu son journal dans le parc.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Votre journ\u00e9e a \u00e9t\u00e9 rudement remplie, dites-moi !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9vor\u00e9 par un \u00e9l\u00e9phant&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Pauvre \u00e9l\u00e9phant, avoir \u00e0 avaler un tel ouvrage !<\/p>\n<p>-Pas le livre : c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;homme qui a \u00e9t\u00e9 mang\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Quand je vous disais que La Verdi\u00e8re \u00e9crit des r\u00e9cits pas si anodins que \u00e7a malgr\u00e9 son anenc\u00e9phalie&#8230; Cessez d&rsquo;en faire la promotion. La derni\u00e8re fois, ce furent ses livres des Deux Zeppelins qui caus\u00e8rent la pelade de la femme \u00e0 barbe, et vos distributions dans les maisons de retraites de ses Civito de la Nebuloj qui ont provoqu\u00e9 des crises de bruxisme si violentes qu&rsquo;il ne reste que poussi\u00e8res de la t\u00eate de maints g\u00e9rontes.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4889\" src=\"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/elephanthead8-1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"564\" height=\"751\" \/>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00bb J&rsquo;ai pr\u00eat\u00e9 Memento Temporis \u00e0 un brave homme qui avait perdu son journal dans le parc. &#8211; Votre journ\u00e9e a \u00e9t\u00e9 rudement remplie, dites-moi ! &#8211; Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9vor\u00e9 par un \u00e9l\u00e9phant&#8230; -Pauvre \u00e9l\u00e9phant, avoir \u00e0 avaler un tel ouvrage ! -Pas le livre : c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;homme qui a \u00e9t\u00e9 mang\u00e9. &#8211; Quand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[319],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4888"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heresie.com\/thievicz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}